From the depths of the underworld, I, Mr Ouija, will bring you insights and results of todays professional wrestling as well as teaching some and reminding others of some of the the history of yesteryear and of glory lost.
All in all Sacrifice 2011 was a pretty good show. I, Ouija, would rate it as a strong 6 or possible 7 out of 10. Here are the final results.
1) Ink Inc vs Mexican America
Shannon Moore goes up to the top rope as Neal holds Hernandez. They set up for a Mooregasm finisher but Rosita comes into the ring distracting them. Anarquia then pulls Moore out of the ring as Hernandez hits an inverted powerbomb for the win.
Winners : Mexican America
After the match, Jeff Jarrett and Karen come to the ring with Karen wearing a cast on her leg. Jeff immediately announces that Karen has broken her ankle in two places and cannot perform later. Mick Foley comes out and informs them that he knows the x-rays they gave him were of a six foot six, African-American and that this is TNA, and in TNA they WILL perform. The Jarretts leave ringside disgusted after Karen takes off the cast and hurls it at Foley.
2) X-Division Match Robbie E w/Cookie vs Brian Kendrick
Kendrick got off to a very slow start as he didn't even get his ring jacket off until well after five minutes into the match. Robbie starts a fistpump and sets for a rude awakening neck-breaker but Kendrick counters, whipping Robbie into the ropes and nailing him with a spinning heel kick for the win.
Winner : Brian Kendrick
3) TNA Knockouts Womens Championship Match - Title vs Tara's release from Madison
Champion : Mickie James vs Maison Rayne
Before the match, Madison tells Tara to stay backstage because she wasn't needed but Tara comes out mid-match anyway. Mickie climbs to the top rope for a Thesz Press but Madison sidesteps and Mickie hits the referee. Mickie gets up and sets Madison for her Mickie-DT ddt as Tara comes into the ring loading the infamous glove. Madison pleads for Tara to do the right thing. Tara draws back, nailing Madison, knocking her out for Mickie to get the win and finally free her from the rule of "The Killer Queen."
Winner and still TNA Knockouts Womens Campion : "Hardcore Country" Mickie James
4) X-Division Title Match
Champion : Frankie Kazarian vs Max Buck
This was a great technical match. Kaz sets for his Fade to Black over the back tombstone piledriver but Buck counters into a sunset flip. Kaz kicks out and with a burst of quickness, gets up, springs off the ropes as Buck is on his kneesand hits him with a Shining Wizard knee to the face for the win.
Winner and still TNA X-Division Champion : Kazarian
5) Abyss vs Crimpson
Abyss finds a returning "Janice" under the ring. He takes her into the ring, swinging her at Crimpson who ducks under, springs off the ropes, and nails Abyss with a spear. Crimpson hits his Red Sky sky-high powerbomb for the win.
Winner : Crimpson
6) TNA World Tag-Team Title Match
Champions : Beer Money vs Matt Hardy & "Wildcat" Chris Harris
A great back and forth tag match until Matt Hardy walks out on Harris, leaving him alone in the ring. Then Beer Money did what they do best........Roode tells Storm to climb to the top rope as he bear hugs Harris and sets him for an old America's Most Wanted finisher. Storm dives, hitting a top rope legdrop as they nail Harris with the Death Sentence for the win.
Winners and still TNA World Tag-Team Champions : Beer Money
7) Tommy Dreamer vs AJ Styles
Bully Ray comes down and behind the ref's back, hits AJ in the back of the head with a chain, before being chased away by the other Fortune members. Tommy hits a piledriver on Styles for the win.
Winner : "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer
8) Mixed Tag Match : Jeff & Karen Jarrett vs Kurt Angle & Chyna
Well of coarse as many of you expected, Jeff and Kurt carried the match. The two former "Kings of the Mountain" battled until the finale, when Chyna finally got her hands on Karen. She splashed Karen into the corner buckles then her and Kurt locked in stereo anklelocks making both Jeff and Karen tap out.
Winners : Kurt Angle and Chyna
9) TNA World Title Match
Champion : Sting vs Rob Van Dam
This was a solid main event that uncharacteristically of both men, spent quite a bit of time and saw lots of action outside the ring, in the stands, and amongst the fans. RVD makes a bad landing, hitting the back of his head on the mat from a top rope spinning heel kick delivered to Sting. Sting recovers and nails RVD with a Stinger Death Drop inverted ddt for the win.
Winner and still TNA World Heavyweight Champion : Sting
After the match RVD and Sting shook hands like gentlemen and then hugged each other. As RVD left ringside, Mr Kennedy entered the ring. Sting Stares down his challenger for the upcoming TNA Slammiversary, as the show ended.
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